Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
There r lots of people around u some of them r important 4 u, out of these some people few r more important 4 u and out of these few people 1 is most important 4 u and 4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having dińner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!
Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'