Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
“Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to accommodate everyone and twice as impossible to please all the dwarfs.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We clean our plates, yet we’re still famished—starving for something other than food.” — Kate Wicker Copy Share Image
“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.” — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness. And smelliness and ghastliness. For they would eat… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“Another day will put some other plate on your table, more to your taste, but do not waste the food in front of you.” — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“On these occasions I read quickly, voraciously, almost skimming, trying to get as much into my head as possible before the next long starvation.… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“This table is a pigeon trap. A dozen different forks and knives and spoons. Four different goblets. All of them just waiting to be… — Siri Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I grew up having everything served to be on a plate and now suddenly I'm expected to be the one serving.” — Darby Browne Copy Share Image
“When I am eating a meal, I have no sense of portion control. I am a completist. If the food is on my plate,… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
