Dinner Quote by Siri Mitchell

“Cecily peers at the murky grey liquid and frowns at a cube of meat that's floating against the rim. "What was this in a…

— Lauren DeStefano

“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that…

— Stephen Osborne

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Robin used to hate to see me eat. I chewed too long for her taste. One day I figured it out. She had put…

— Bill Callahan

“And if you sat at the dinner table long enough, whether in punishment or in refusal or simply in boredom, you never stopped sitting…

— Jonathan Franzen

“pigeons, trained to peck a button that made a grain of corn appear. Three groups of them: the first got one grain per peck,…

— Margaret Atwood

“Eventually, mercifully, the waitress prised the spoons out of our hands and took the dessert stuff away, and we were able to stumble zombielike…

— Bill Bryson

“Put something new on the table and everyone wants a piece of it.”

— Naren Singh

“I looked at the piles of plates and cups, and kettles, and bottles and jars, and pies and stoves, and cakes, and tomatoes, &c.,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“I like to get to-go boxes at restaurants where not only did I not eat in, but apparently their patrons didn’t either, judging by…

— Jarod Kintz

“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after everyone had…

— J.L. Merrow

“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”

— Sam Lipsyte