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Dwarfs Quote by Erik Bundy

“Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.” quote by Erik Bundy — Download Open image

““Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.””

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A dwarf can stand on a mountain, he's no taller.

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As long as our people quote English standards they dwarf their own proportions.

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Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality.

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Worry is a mean-faced dwarf who beats on your heart like a kettledrum.

Kevin Brockmeier

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