Demon Quote by Erik Bundy Download Open image ““That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.”” — Erik Bundy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Demon Demon Trick Devil Faster Politician Humor Liquor Politician Liquor Politicians Politics Trick Faster Trickery
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“I was a modern young woman, fearless and capable (with mace spray in my robe’s right pocket), and I didn’t care who knew it.… — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Most people only have stray thoughts and it stays at that. But you’ve got power, darlin'. You flung out walking evil. Let's hope you… — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn’t mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn’t require a… — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I wondered if I might speed up his words by grabbing his wrists and finishing his gestures for him.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“I never studied on fighting demons, but that don't mean I aim to let this one defeat us. The dark ones have their share… — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“It will change your life if you accept her offer. Common pleasures will no longer hold sway over you. It’s somewhat like catching religion.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Fate might forgive greed, or gluttony, or even bloodlust, but it never ignores being ignored.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Oh, darlin’, it has nothing to do with how often you mention him. It’s the moony way you do it.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“It was said that if you duped death, if you kept someone alive who should have died, then you might be called to die… — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
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