Comedy Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I made a joke today, and I made it out of pennies. It was a very poor joke.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Joke Joke Today Pennies Pennies Poor Poor Joke
“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“I was funny—ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless.” — Claire Messud Copy Share Image
“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
“I led my schoolmates in collecting pennies. We wanted to donate the pennies to the starving children in America.” — Anchee Min Copy Share Image
“Her name was Penny, and she was good looking. She wasn’t a dime, but she wasn’t a nickel either. If there were a coin… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.” — Ben Hunt-Davis Copy Share Image
“Mother cooked a big breakfast. And then, when she cleared off the table, she found a quarter and a dime and three pennies by… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Trouble is my business,” I said. “How else would I make a nickel?” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“Rich people have small hearts! They count their pennies but won't think twice taking yours.” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
