Funny Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “Lesbians have never been more popular.” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
I’m glad mainstream culture is starting to catch up to where lesbian-feminism was 30 years ago. — Alison Bechdel Copy Share Image
One of the first things a typical lesbian learns is that there is no such thing as a typical lesbian. — Yvonne Zipter Copy Share Image
I would certainly never suggest that any lesbian should be ashamed of her sexual preference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lesbian who does not reinvent the world is a lesbian in the process of disappearing. — Nicole Brossard Copy Share Image
People are going to say, "I was a lesbian back in the 90s" just like people say, "I was a hippie in the 60s".… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm not unaware of the fact that probably my biggest audience is lesbians, and is probably the main reason why I've attained the success… — Sharon Gless Copy Share Image
When I came out in September 1994, I was, as far as I know, the only out lesbian in British public life. — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
There are lesbians, God knows... if you came up through lesbian circles in the forties and fifties in New York... who were not feminist… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
There were many people like myself who never really imagined that women who identify as queer or lesbian would ever be romantic leads. — Ariana DeBose Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
