Humor Quote by Darynda Jones

“You owe it to your public to remain fuckable.”

— David Leddick

“You have let something out of the bag before you yourself knew what it was all about. That can be awfully dangerous”

— Haruki Murakami

“When I thought about it, though, what I liked best about the session was that Helder said fuck. A good, hard word, a word…

— Heather Sellers

“If you take off anything else, I am going to be fucking you. Got that? This is your warning.”

— Lauren Blakely

“Whoever had said in the guidebooks that the bum bag was a sensible device against theft had lied; no single item of dressware ever…

— Kate Griffin

“Incidentally, this is the only letter I'll send— don't think I'll turn you in, don't think for a second I'd alert the authorities, I…

— Denis Johnson

“I close my eyes and lean my head against the seat, and the word fuck just repeats itself over and over in my head,…

— Courtney Summers

“I hesitated on getting my backup gun and putting it in my purse, but didn't. My purse, like all purses, seems to have a…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“No weapon in my bag? No problem—my whole bag was a weapon. Grabbing it by the strap again, I swung it off my shoulder…

— J.M. Richards

“The things that will go I to my handbag are laid out on my dressing table. Two packets of pocket tissue, one 30-centilitre bottle…

— Oyinkan Braithwaite

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

— J.D. Salinger

“I'm a fucking douchebag”

— Anonymous