Humor Quote by J.D. Salinger Download Open image ““when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”” — J.D. Salinger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Writing
“I’m in my underwear.” “And your nose is broken. Does it look like I give a fuck?” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“looking at you is not good enough staring at you is the way and trying not to blink to miss nothing” — Toorecky Copy Share Image
“I close my eyes and lean my head against the seat, and the word fuck just repeats itself over and over in my head,… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
“Once it arrives, erotic sex cannot be chased or grasped at, for it shows itself when you’re not looking.” — Alexandra Katehakis Copy Share Image
“You'll look away from your own face in the mirror, pull the chain twice to hide from yourself in the dark, and when it's… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
“I went down by a different staircase, and i saw another "fuck you" on the wall. I tried to rub it off with my… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Be careful not to look so far ahead, that you miss what’s in front of you” — Jeremy Aldana Copy Share Image
“My face is my identity. No one will cover it. I’m proud of my face. If my face bothers you, don’t look. Turn your… — Manal al-Sharif Copy Share Image
“I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all… I'm standing on the edge of… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“I felt like praying or something, when I was in bed, but I couldn't do it. I can't always pray when I feel like… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“If you're a poet, you do something beautiful. I mean you're supposed to leave something beautiful after you get off the page and everything.… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was… The only thing that would be different would… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“And you make people nervous, young man," she said - most equably, for her. "You either take to somebody or you don't. If you… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“I still think that, in a way, I can't get past half my childhood dogmas.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“He stuck around till around dinnertime, talking about all the guys at Pencey that he hated their guts, and squeezing this big pimple on… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“For example, when Seymour told one of the twins or Zooey or Franny or even Mme. Boo Boo (who was only two years younger… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“The cigars are ballast, sweetheart. Sheer ballast. If he didn’t have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We’d… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“They're just people that write poems that get published and anthologized all over the place but they're not poets.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“In certain Zen monasteries, it's a cardinal rule, if not the only serious enforced discipline, that when one monk calls out 'Hi!' to another… — j.d. salinger Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image