Funny Quote by Chelsea Handler Download Open image “If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.” — Chelsea Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Ifs Letters
When I was very young, I would occasionally stick 'f****' where I knew something contentious might happen so that the editor could remove the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You wanna know one way to sound better than me? Take the letter F from way.That's right there is NO F'n way ! — Cooly Justice Copy Share Image
It as to be a swear word beginning with F*** I use it all the time, at work it might be F*** off or… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The word F*ck may be offensive but somewhere somehow it helps alot,but don't say fuck if u care — Roba Copy Share
I'm a sociable person. I want people to know where the f - I came from. — Obie Trice Copy Share Image
F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here… — Spongebob Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
