In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Thank you mom for everything that you have done
and
keeping doing for me.
Thank you God for having you as part of my life,
you have taught me many good things,
today what i have become it’s because of you.

Wishing you Happy Mother's Day

Wishing you a day filled with goodness and warmth,
Wishing you happiness... today and forever,
Happy Women's Day!

May the Prosperity and Love
Brought To Us by Our Freedom Fighters
Live Forever Wishing You and Everyone
with You a Happy and Prosperous Republic Day
May the Glory of India Live Forever

Vande Mataram

The full Valentine Week list with dates and weekdays, from Rose Day to Valentine's Day, and a few messages for each day so you have something ready to send every morning.

Valentine Week list and dates

Date sheet of Valentine week :D

Rose Day: Sunday, 7 February

Propose Day: Monday, 8 February

Chocolate Day: Tuesday, 9 February

Teddy Day: Wednesday, 10 February

Promise Day: Thursday, 11 February

Hug Day: Friday, 12 February

Kiss Day: Saturday, 13 February

Valentine's Day: Sunday, 14 February

Rose Day messages (7 Feb)

1. A rose for the one who makes my ordinary days feel special. Happy Rose Day.
2. I can't send a real rose by text, so picture the reddest one and know it's from me. Happy Rose Day!
3. Roses fade in a week. What I feel for you doesn't. Happy Rose Day.
4. A yellow rose for my best friend, because you've been sunshine on my worst days. Happy Rose Day!
5. One rose, one message, one person on my mind. Happy Rose Day.

Propose Day messages (8 Feb)

1. I'm not good with big speeches, so here's the short version: I like you a lot. Will you be mine?
2. Today is Propose Day, and I'm proposing that you put up with me for a very long time. Deal?
3. I've rehearsed this a hundred times and I'm still nervous. Will you be my Valentine?
4. You already have my heart. Today I'm just asking you to keep it safe. Happy Propose Day.
5. If you say yes, I'll stop sending you songs at 2 am. Maybe. Happy Propose Day!

Chocolate Day messages (9 Feb)

1. Chocolates are sweet, but talking to you is sweeter. Happy Chocolate Day!
2. Sending you a box of chocolates by text. Zero calories, full love. Happy Chocolate Day.
3. If you were a chocolate, you'd be the last piece everyone fights over. Happy Chocolate Day!
4. Life is better with chocolate, and much better with you. Happy Chocolate Day.
5. I promise to share my chocolate with you. That's how serious I am. Happy Chocolate Day!

Teddy Day messages (10 Feb)

1. Sending you a teddy to hug when I'm not around. Happy Teddy Day!
2. You're my favourite teddy: soft, cute and always there when I need a hug. Happy Teddy Day.
3. This teddy has one job: to remind you every night that someone loves you. Happy Teddy Day.
4. A teddy for the person who still sleeps with the light on. Your secret is safe with me. Happy Teddy Day!
5. Big teddy or small teddy, it doesn't matter. What matters is who it's from. Happy Teddy Day.

Promise Day messages (11 Feb)

1. I promise to listen, even when you tell me the same story for the third time. Happy Promise Day.
2. I promise to be there on your good days and your hard days. Happy Promise Day.
3. No big promises today. Just this one: I'll never stop trying. Happy Promise Day.
4. I promise to always save you the last bite. That's love. Happy Promise Day!
5. Promise me one thing: you'll never stop smiling like that. Happy Promise Day.
6. I promise to remember your chai order and your birthday. Both. Happy Promise Day.

Hug Day messages (12 Feb)

1. Sending you a tight hug through this message. Hold on to it till I see you. Happy Hug Day.
2. Some days need a hug more than words. Today I'm sending both. Happy Hug Day.
3. A hug from you fixes a bad day faster than anything else. Happy Hug Day!
4. Miles apart, but this hug is coming straight to you. Happy Hug Day.
5. Warning: you will be hugged the next time I see you. Happy Hug Day!

Kiss Day messages (13 Feb)

1. Sending a little kiss on your forehead and a big wish for your happiness. Happy Kiss Day.
2. A kiss blown your way. Catch it before it flies off! Happy Kiss Day.
3. A sweet kiss on your cheek, delivered by text. Happy Kiss Day, my love.
4. Hugs and kisses from far away. Can't wait to see you. Happy Kiss Day.
5. A forehead kiss means "I'll always look after you." Consider this one sent. Happy Kiss Day.

Valentine's Day messages (14 Feb)

1. Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes every day feel like the 14th.
2. You're my favourite notification, my favourite person and my favourite Valentine.
3. I don't need a special day to love you, but I'll take any excuse to say it. Happy Valentine's Day.
4. Roses, chocolates, teddies and promises. The whole week was for you. Happy Valentine's Day.
5. Thank you for choosing me every single day. Happy Valentine's Day, my love.
6. To my Valentine: my best friend first, and my love always.

More Valentine Week messages

• Rose Day messages
• Propose Day messages
• Chocolate Day messages
• Hug Day messages
• Will you be my Valentine?
• All love SMS
• Can't go a day without talking to you

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..