This Halloween the most popular mask
is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy
you will sound just like him.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Do you know
what is differance
between your smile and my smile?
You smile when you are happy,
and,
I smile, when I see,you happy..!

MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-

M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

Raware baharono de pegham da cha da stargo
Da gull pa makh lekale de salam da cha da stargo
Zamong da tasne wasne zindagai qissa 6 lwalelle
Noo somra khwandwawar lagee kallam da cha da stargo
Aey khoba hagha khpalla bewasee de yadda na da
6 yadd ba takhta waley harr makham da cha da stargo
Zwanee moo sa pa grana tera kare da malgaro
Har zAy ba ghawrey daley woo yawo daam da cha da stargo
IMDADA da jwandon qissay me domara dard laraloo
Khoboona ye wrak karee, humm arram da cha da stargo

Happy Women's Day to the one who has stolen my heart!

You Are The One I Have Always Dreamed Of,
The One I Have Always Wanted Beside Me.
Beautiful And Gentle Like A Rose
You Always Calm Me When I Need You.

Happy Rose Day.