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When I came home in the rain

When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.
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Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
"STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home."
Thats MAA (Mother)

Happy Halloween

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween

Happy Easter to You

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love...
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes

I offer my opponents a bargain

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Rose Day Begins The Valentine Week

Valentine Week Starts With A Rose Day.
On The Rose Day,

Lovers Greet Each Other With Beautiful, Crimson Red Roses.
Take Your Partner To The Romantic Dinner
Or Send A Greeting Cards To A Secret Love.

And Ends On Valentines Day

Show Your Love To Your Partner,
Spend Time With Them. Eat, Drink
Do Whatever You Want To Do To Make Them Happy.

Sad to realize

It Is Sad
When You Realize
You Are Not As Important
To Someone
As They Are To You!