Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

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1. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â. Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

2. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

3. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

4. Baap ki mojodgi

Baap Ki Mojudgi Sooraj K Manind Hoti Hy, Sooraj Garm Zaror Hota Hy Magar Na Ho Tu Andhera Chhaa Jata Hy Lots of Love Abba Jee

5. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

6. New Year Ghazal :Koi Haar Gaya

Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya, 2013 Ka Saal Bhi Akhir Beet Gaya, Kabhi Sapnay Sajay Ankhonmain, Kabhi Beet Gaye Paal Baton Main, Kuch Sunahare Paal Bhi Thy, Kuch Haadsey Aur Jazbaat Bhi Thy, Kuch Berukhi Kuch Bechaini, Kuch Mann Mein Simtii Veerani, Kuch Lamhe Thy Yaadgaar Bahut, Kuch Lamhoo Ko Kiya Barbaad Bahut. Parr […]

7. Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

8. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D

9. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

10. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

11. Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam!

Lo ji Arz kia hai Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam. Wah Wah Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam. Khuda ki Qasam Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam! Happy New Year :-P

12. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

13. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

14. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

15. Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya

Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..

16. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

17. Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. Chatakh¢â‚¬Â¦!!!:-)

18. Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. Chatakh...!!!:-)

19. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

20. Itne kum marks..??

Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

21. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

22. Main ullu ka patha ...!

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

23. Love you both MAMA & BABA

Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]

24. Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi. unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha. bachon k paas purane mobile thay. […]

25. Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho? Man: 12 Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge. Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

26. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha..?? Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

27. Shadi me 1 pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

28. Propose Day Jokes in Hindi

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai. Boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

29. Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

30. Itna Daraowna khuwab?

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

31. Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

32. Tu to ghar ja..!

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja.

33. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai