Pakistan ne jo atom bomb

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1. Pakistan, Pakistan & mera paigham pakistan

Khuda ki khaas rehmat hai buzurgun ki bashaarat hai kayee nasloun ki qurbaani kaye nasloun ki mehnat hai asaasa hai jiyaaloun ka shaheedoun ki amaanat hai jab hee tareekh ne rakha hai is ka naam pakistan andheroun ko mitaaye ga ujaala ban k chaaye ga yeh qissa inqilaabi hai naye duniya banaye ga agar Allah […]

2. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

3. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

4. Pakistan ka qaumi phal

Pakistan ka qaumi phal...Sabar ka phal Qaumi Libaas...Kala Coat... Qaumi khail..Muzakraat Quami Dua..Ya Allah Light aajaye

5. Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon

Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon, Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho aur sub ko wish karo. . . "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

6. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U 

7. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I MISS U 

8. Zara dholki bjao gorioo

Adnan sami ko indian girls ne mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya . . Beco-z . . He sang a song . . "zara dholki bjao gorioo"

9. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

10. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

11. Maa hai mohabbat ka naam

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam, Maa ko hazaron salaam, Karde fida zindagi, Aaye jo bachon ke kaam.

12. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

13. Suraj bana tu badal banay

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D

14. Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, "Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

15. Zardari ka Farman

Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

16. Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi. unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha. bachon k paas purane mobile thay. […]

17. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

18. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?

19. Apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam

Mere Khuda tera shukriya, Mere Khuda tera karam, Mere Abbu ki mohabbat ki mohabbat sabse badi.. Yahi dua k rahe uska saya mujhpe rehay! jinki ungli tham k chalna sekah hai jeena har mushkil se bahar nikalna ek din unke naam, apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam happy father’s day.

20. Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai

Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

21. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

22. What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

23. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

24. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

25. Chipkali ne gana start kia

3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein, 1 ne gana start kia jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain batao kion? ? ? ? ? Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai thein :-)

26. Pencil ya rubber ban kar ....

Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban kar Kisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho Toh.. . Koshish Karo ki Ek Achchha Rubber Ban kar Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do..!

27. Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction […]

28. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

29. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

30. Balti bhar roh-e-afza

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

31. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

32. I miss the grand celebration.

Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna. I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life. I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones. I miss the grand celebration.

33. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.