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Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
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