Dil udaas hoota hay

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1. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

2. Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

3. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

4. Tumhain dekh ker eid kerta hai koi

Aye Chand¢â‚¬Â¦ Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna¢â‚¬Â¦.! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar Eid karta hai koi.

5. Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es […]

6. Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote, Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote! Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne, K liye jaag rahe hain, warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

7. Chand Raat Mubarak !!

**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

8. Hazaroon sitaron may tanha

Aagar mere yaad aye to ek Chand ko dekh lena ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna ye soch kar k hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna

9. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

10. Mera chand to tu hi hay

Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay, Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay

11. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

12. Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham..

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she.. Kala kala da ashna da ghaary haar sham.

13. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

14. Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar....... customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

15. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

16. Mehboob ko joker kehna

Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena, Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote Tashreeh: Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->

17. INSAN ka IMTEHAN

Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya: "INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay, Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai, To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai, Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY, Phir NAIK LOGON K, phir in say kum DARJAY […]

18. 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

19. Har larki per nazar ;)

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)

20. What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

21. Valentine's Day Shayari

Tere Naam Ko Honto Pe Sajaya He Mene Tere Ruh Ko Apne Dil Me Basaya He Mene Dunya Tumhen Dhondte Dhondte Ho Jaye Gi Pagal Dil Ke Aise Kone Me Chupaya He Mene.

22. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

23. Teri sula ke lu?

teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu.

24. 6 sawal

6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass 1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ? 2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ? 3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ? 4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi […]

25. Subha se le kar sham tak

Subha se le kar sham tak, Sham se le ker raat tak, Raat se le kar subha tak, Subha se phir shaam tak . . . . . . . Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

26. Kaam sadiyon ka hai...

Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha, Phir humein aram kahan hota hay, Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka, Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

27. Teri yaad arahi hay / Enjoy sawan

' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , 'HAPPY, ' , ' , ' ' ', ' ,'RAINY,' , ' , ' ,' , ' , ',DAY,' ,',' , , ' , ' ',' , ' , ', ,',' ENJOY WEATHER Mosam b hy suhana […]

28. Coffee ke cup se uthtay dhowain

Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuye me tumhari tasveer nazar aati hai, aur inhi kahaylon mein kho kar aksar meri coffee thandi ho jati hai.

29. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

30. Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night

31. God ko miss call karna hai

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

32. 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms, sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS, Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...

33. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p