Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

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Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor

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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Itna Daraowna khuwab?

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa