Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

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Itna Daraowna khuwab?

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

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A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.

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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

Woh subah ki thandak

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Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p