Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

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Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Itna Daraowna khuwab?

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

1 crore thukra diye

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa