Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

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Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

1 machar ko marne se

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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

Itna Daraowna khuwab?

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

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aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Aqal kia hoti hai?

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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)