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Hindi Insult SMS
Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se
(30 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading...Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Pyar ko mut chupao...
(26 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
(62 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor
(47 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)Loading...Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
(68 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi
(52 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye
(28 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..