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Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
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koi banda janta main nahin aata"
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- Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata
- Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
- Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya
- 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
- Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
- Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani
- Jannat k 8 darwazay hain
- New Year Ghazal :Koi Haar Gaya
- Main churail hoon
- Main ullu ka patha ...!
- Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA
- 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
- Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.
- Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
- Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam!
- Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
- Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye
- 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya
- T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?
- Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
- Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya
- Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
- isi liye main usay le ja raha hon
- Main maa Bannay wali hoon
- Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay
- Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
- Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja
- bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
- bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....
- Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai
- Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
- ibadat main 2 chizain
- Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain
Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p
Ek admi ki saas ek aurat ki saas ki maa hai.... Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Jannat k 8 darwazay hain, 1.Jannatul mava 2.Darul maqam 3.Darul salam 4.Darul Khuld 5.Jannatul adan 6.Jannatul naim 7.Jannatul Kashif 8.Jannatul firdos Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat her darwazay se ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"
Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya, 2013 Ka Saal Bhi Akhir Beet Gaya, Kabhi Sapnay Sajay Ankhonmain, Kabhi Beet Gaye Paal Baton Main, Kuch Sunahare Paal Bhi Thy, Kuch Haadsey Aur Jazbaat Bhi Thy, Kuch Berukhi Kuch Bechaini, Kuch Mann Mein Simtii Veerani, Kuch Lamhe Thy Yaadgaar Bahut, Kuch Lamhoo Ko Kiya Barbaad Bahut. Parr […]
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]
Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Lo ji Arz kia hai Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam. Wah Wah Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam. Khuda ki Qasam Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam! Happy New Year :-P
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..
Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]
Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE UÂ
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... IÂ MISS UÂ
Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.
Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p