1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Hindi Wife SMS
Hindi Wife SMS / Text Messages
Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay
(56 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
Loading...Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
(73 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
(75 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)Loading...Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
(83 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
1 horror movie dekhi
(72 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Doctor advised to rest for 1 month
(79 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Husband wife mein larai hoi
(69 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D