Hindi Wife SMS / Text Messages

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

Wow! itni lambi celebration

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

Wo kia cheez hay

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Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
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Sakoon

A guy wrote on his facebook status

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A guy wrote on his facebook status
"wife chahiye "
2 girls likd it & 140 men commented"
meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back
"kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...