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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

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Wow! itni lambi celebration

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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Mehangi chiz on birthday

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Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

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Wo kia cheez hay

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Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon

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A guy wrote on his facebook status

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A guy wrote on his facebook status
"wife chahiye "
2 girls likd it & 140 men commented"
meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back
"kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...

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