Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

2. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

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4. Kaun pagal hoga

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

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1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

6. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

7. New year dua shayari

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy New Year

8. 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

9. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦ Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

10. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

11. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

12. Socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay

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13. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

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14. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

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15. Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay

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16. Husband - tum kon hoo ?

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17. Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

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18. Husband wife mein larai hoi

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19. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

20. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

21. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

22. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

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23. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

24. Funny hindi new year msg

Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? ? ? ? ? Aur Har ek note Pe likha ho HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

25. Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai

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26. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

27. Sheikh ki beti ka operation

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28. lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

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29. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

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30. Aqal kia hoti hai?

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

31. Aafat ke syrup ho tum

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32. Suno ghour se pepsi walo

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33. Khuahishaat and zaroriyat

Apni Zindgi ko Zaroriyat Tak Mehdood Rekho, Khwaheshat sa Perhaiz Karo. Kyonka... Zaruriyat Faqeer ki b Puri ho jati hai or.. Khwaheshat Badshah ki b reh Jati hain.