Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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    6. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

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    8. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

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  9. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

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    17. Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

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