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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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- Gaon mein clinic khol lon
- Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
- Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut
- Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
- Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye
- Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli
- Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
- Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye
- Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne
- 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
- kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain
- Bari fursat mein banaya hoga
- Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain
- Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
- kub yaad kartay hain ?
- Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein
- zara se cell mein de jagah tu
- Baar baar yeh din aaye,
- Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain
- Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein
- Husband wife mein larai hoi
- SMS kerne pe jo marte hain
- Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain
- Is pyari si subah mein
- aaj tumhein akeiley mein....
- Teri yaad mein humne
- Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din
- Rango mein ghuli ladki ...
- Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain
- Yaad aate hain lifetime
- Warid menu mein khushamdeed
- Jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja
Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana, Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
Diwali aai, khushiya laye Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein, Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye. Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Dipawali¢â‚¬Â
Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye¢â‚¬Â¦ ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year
Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye, Shabd shabd jhod kar deta tumhe badhai. Diwali Mubarak
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne. Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye
Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.
Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...
Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, Naye Waday Nayi Qasmein, Nayi Umeed Hum Bandhe’n, Naye Andaz Se Jeewan Ka Ik Ik Rukh Badal Dalen, Dilon Mein Hain Kadorat Jo, Hum Us Ko Khatam […]
Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!
Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.
Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)
aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
"EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...
Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*
Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...
Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai "jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja" Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai "ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ........."