Hindi Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Hindi Misleading SMS messages collection contains urdu misleading sms , urdu double meaning sms , misleading sms jokes in urdu , hindi misleading sms , hindi double meaning sms , misleading sms jokes in hindi.

Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

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Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
.
.
gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye

Ameen

one girl asked to pappu

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho

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Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,

Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??

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Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
?
?
?
?
socho??
?
?
nai pata?
???
?
?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦
Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

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Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi

bas
aik tumhari kami thi

Kharboozay!