You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦
Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai....

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,

Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho