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Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
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