Khuahishaat and zaroriyat

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1. Zindgi per kitab likhunga

Zindgi per kitab likhunga... Us mai sarey hisab likhunga.... Pyar ko waqt guzari lik kar..... Chahton ko azaab likhunga.., Hui barbad m0habbat kaisey.... Kaisey bikhry hain khuwab likhunga..... Apni khwahish ka tazkra kar k.... Naam tera jawab likhunga.... Teri ankhain sharab ki manind..... Tera chehra gulaab likhunga.... Mai tuj se judai ka sabab.... Apni kismat […]

2. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

3. Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote, Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote! Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne, K liye jaag rahe hain, warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

4. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

5. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

6. 3 cheezain

3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz parho samjho or amal bhi karo

7. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

8. Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao, "MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

9. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

10. Namaz ki shaan

Namaaz ki shaan Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tak rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, farishtay charon taraf jama ho jate hain. Ek farishta pukarta hai k ay namazi agar tu dekh lay k tere samnay kon hai or tu kis se bat ker raha hai to […]

11. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

12. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

13. Hamari qismat to taron jaisi hai

Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai, hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.

14. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

15. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)

16. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

17. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

18. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo

Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.

19. 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

20. Sab hasratein puri ho aapki

Ek dua mangte hai hum apne bhagwan se, Chahte hai aapki khushi pure imaan se, Sab hasratein puri ho aapki, Aur aap muskaraye dil-o-jaan se!! HAPPY NEW YEAR

21. Har khuwahish ho pori in new year

Ho puri dil ki khwahish aapki, Mile khushiyo ka jahan sara. Aap mango ek tara, Khuda de de aasman sara. Happy New Year

22. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

23. Tera Chand sa chehra dekha

Jab kabi mai ne Tere Chand sa chehra dekha Eid ho k na ho, Meri Eid ho jati hai

24. Her Chutti Pe Nazar

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August ...11 Sep Aur 25 December Sunday Ko Hain:-(:-( Or Karo "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011" "Her Chutti Pe Nazar"

25. SALAM to you

A simple ¢â‚¬Å“SALAM¢â‚¬Â can be so sweet S= Sada khush raho A= Aabad raho L= La-zawal urooj dekho A= Arzooain puri hon M= Mujhe dua¢â‚¬â¢ mei yaad rakhna, So SALAM TO U!!.

26. Zindagi ki ringtone

Hansi ko inbox, Ansu ko outbox, Ghussay ko hold, Muskan ko sent, Help ko OK karo, Dil ko karo vibrat, phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari mehsos ho gi,

27. Aik bar karo na plz...

Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... aik pyara sa SMS!!!

28. Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga

29. Mere love letters wapis karo

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

30. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA, Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai, Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID, NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA […]

31. Lovely hindi new year shayari msg

Dil se nikli dua hai hmari, zindgi mein mile apko khushiyan sari, gham na de khuda apko kabhi, chahe to ek khushi kam karde hamari. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U

32. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

33. Hindi Promise Day Message

Na Karo Wada Ager Nibha Na Sako Na Chaho Use Jise Pa Na Sako Sachi Chahat To Use Kehte Hain Jisme Unke Bina Aap Muskura Na Sako