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Aqal kia hoti hai?
Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai
Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aap ne kaha:
AQAL
Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)
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