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Islamabad
airport
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PIA
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Flight no.9
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plane
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Seat no.52
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Baithay
Passanger
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sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
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Boyfrnd
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Ghar
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Bed room
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Attach bath
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Right
Side
Wali
Window
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Sath
Wali
Gali
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Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
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Class
4th
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Teacher
Table
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Samne
Wale
Row
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4th
Bench
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Sath
Wale
Bench
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Baithe
Hue
Student
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Bag
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Pari
Hui
Urdu
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Book
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Page number 57
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Line number 10
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Likha
Tha
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dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..
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