HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

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1. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...

2. tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,

tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile, tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

3. Itna Daraowna khuwab?

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

4. kabhi ansu, khushbu, naghma banker

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Bankar Hum Say Her shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Bankar Chand Nikla Hai Teri Aankh K Ansoo Ki Tarah Phool Mehkay Hain Teri Zulf Ka Saya Bankar Meri Jaagi Huyi Raaton Ko Usi Ki Hai Talash So Raha Hai Meri Ankhon Main Jo Sapna Bankar Dil Kay Kaghaz Par […]

5. Blessed in the holy month of ramadan

Ramadan ka chand daikha, Rozay ki dua mangi, Roshan sitara daikha, Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi, May Almight Allah bless you with his blessing in the holy month of Ramadan Ameen

6. Mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai

Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai. Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai. Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai. (Hazrat Ali)

7. NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya

NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya: "libas ki sadgi iman ki alamaton main se aik alamat hai." ABU DAUD (Allah us shakhs ko abad rakhta hai jo hadis sun k dosre ko phnchaye!)

8. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

9. Main nay pocha chand say

Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

10. Delay in punish

Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K "Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye..."

11. Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada. Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

12. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

13. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina. Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain. So don't waste ur time. & […]

14. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

15. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

16. Saas and bahu arguements

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti? Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain, 2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

17. Door ka Bhai

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

18. Paya tha jisay khuwab mein

>G |'""\/"""| >– | –R‘I‘G >– |__|'v'|__| >D Aankhen KhuLi to Jaag Uthi Hasraten "TAMAM" Usko Bhi KHO Diya, Jisay Paaya tha KHUWAB me..!!

19. 1 machar ko marne se

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

20. Chappal badal li

Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

21. 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

22. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

23. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

24. Car k indicators

1 pathan dusre se: "Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?" Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

25. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

26. Door reh ker bhi

Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

27. 1 tum hi ko dekha

Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha, 100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha, Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan, Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha

28. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

29. Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay

Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay, kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay, har more per frishtay hon sath tairay, har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay... best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future

30. 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms, sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS, Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...

31. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja

32. Kia kahon tujhey ?

Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot jayega¢â‚¬Â¦...... .. Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦........ Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦ Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega¢â‚¬Â¦.

33. baah phad k le chal naal

baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di, je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di