Jaa tu mera bhai hai

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Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,

Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,

Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

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