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Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega
God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega¢â‚¬Â¦..
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. Chatakh...!!!:-)
Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal, Galat kaam me na too karna pahal, Zamane me sab kuchh milega tujhe, Bas dekhane ki too apni nazrain badal !!
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae, Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae
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Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]
Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]
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Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....
Namaz k "10" faiday 1,Chehray ki nooraniat 2,Dil ka noor 3,Jism ki rahat 4,Qabr me sathi 5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya, 6,Aasmanu ki chabi 7,mezane hi sab ka wazn 8,Allah ki raza 9,Jannat ki qeemat 10,aag se bachao ka zariya... Share this message to all your friends & muslims sisters / brothers.