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Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
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- wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
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- Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
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Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
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Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
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Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" karain, socha.!! "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........ hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
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Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...
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"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)
Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi
Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)