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1. 1 smile per log martay hain

Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain, So keep smilling.... To reduce ... Population:).

2. Kia ap ne suna hay?

Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo.. Ξ EiD MubaraK Ξ

3. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

4. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

5. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

6. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

7. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

8. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

9. Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai

Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa, Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe, Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai

10. Sad Hindi New Year SMS

Suna Hy Naya Saal Phr A Rha Hy? Khusiyan B Hungi, Baharen B Hungi, Mgr Hum To Guzre December Ki Sochun Me Gum Hen, K Jab Tu Mere Pas Tha, Aur Khushyan 4so Hamare Sath Then Mgr Ab Akele Tmhe Sochte Hen, Yahi Khouf Daman Se Lipta Hua Hy, K Aisa Na Ho, Is Bars […]

11. 1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

12. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

13. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

14. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

15. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

16. Me + You = A gr8 story of " FRIENDSHIP "

Zakham + You = Marham, Tanhai¯Â¿Â½+ You = Mehfil, Tears¯Â¿Â½+ You = Smile, Raasta¯Â¿Â½+ You = Manzil, Nothing¯Â¿Â½+ You = Everything, Me¯Â¿Â½+ You = A gr8 story of¯Â¿Â½ " FRIENDSHIP " Zakham + You = Marham,

17. Zindagi ki ringtone

Hansi ko inbox, Ansu ko outbox, Ghussay ko hold, Muskan ko sent, Help ko OK karo, Dil ko karo vibrat, phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari mehsos ho gi,

18. Aik bar karo na plz...

Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... aik pyara sa SMS!!!

19. Hindi Promise Day Quotes

Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge, Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee, Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge

20. Hindi Shayari on Promise Day

Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge Happy Promise Day

21. News reporter & pathan

News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye? Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait […]

22. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

23. Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai

Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi

24. Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main

Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main 1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Us K Ehkam Se .. 2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karu Unki Eta`at Se .. 3- Makhluq Ko Razi Karo Un k Haqooq Se Yehi QURAN Hai !!!

25. Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai un ki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo, me ne apna farz pura ker dia. ab aap ki baari hay

26. SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai

kabhi kabhi ansu muskurahat se ziyadah special hote hain is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte

27. Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay

Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho.... . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p

28. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

29. Milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha ke zinda rahe to phir milenge, magar aapse milne ke baad ye mehsoos kiya ke milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

30. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

31. Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay

Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhuknay lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...

32. Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...

33. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo

Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.