aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

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1. Hum apni duniya alag basain gay

Hum apni duniya alag basain gay, Usay yadoon say sajayain gay, Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka'ain gay, Usay abad karain gay hum, Her dum shaad rahain gay,

2. You are BANDAR

U r BANDAR It means: B=Beautifull A=Attractive N=Naughty D=Decent A=Adorable R=Romantic R U smiling? Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p

3. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

4. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

5. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

6. Sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay

Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.

7. Love you both MAMA & BABA

Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]

8. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

9. Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

10. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

11. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo

Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.

12. Why enters in bathroom

Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye, kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon? Mulazim: Hazur galti ho gai, main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

13. Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

14. Main ullu ka patha ...!

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

15. 1 Police officer bachey se

1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

16. Main churail hoon

A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

17. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

18. HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Main nay aap ko kal khuwab main HOROON k darmiyan daikha. Main nay khuda say pocha, Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai. Khuda nay farmaya: is ko jaza nahin, HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

19. Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

20. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

21. Pyar ko mut chupao...

Pyar ko mat chupao, usay zarorut hay jatanay ki Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

22. Missed SMS

. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

23. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

24. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart

25. Kum shuker guzar

"Hum Ne Tumhain Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat k Saath Basaya Aur Tmhare Liye Yahan Saman-e-Zindagi Faraham Kia, Mgr Tum Log Kam Hi Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho" (Surah Aaraf)

26. Har larki per nazar ;)

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)

27. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

28. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

29. Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay

Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho.... . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p

30. Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho

Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.

31. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

32. lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire

33. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.