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Main ullu ka patha ...!
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay kafi dair ho gaye,
aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum
guddu k pass so jao.
Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon
next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.
Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.
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