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lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire
Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire
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