1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

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1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

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    2. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  2. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

    3. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

  3. Tera dost chor hai kya

    4. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  4. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

    5. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

  5. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    6. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

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  7. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    8. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  8. Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

    9. Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

  9. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    10. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

  10. Who is a Dost?

    11. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  11. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.

    12. Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

  12. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    13. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  13. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    14. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

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    15. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

  15. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    16. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  16. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

    17. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

  17. Hindi Happy new year sms for friend / Dost

    18. DOST Wo Ho Jo JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho FEB- Ki Barish Ho MAR- Ki Shaam Ho APR- Ki Bahar Ho MAY- Ki Subha Ho JUN- Ki Chaa’on Ho JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho AUG- Ki Taaro’n BhariRaat Ho SEP- Ki Chandni Ho OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho NOV- Ki Hawa Ho DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho SAAL […]

  18. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    19. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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    21. Happy new Year Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai Par Kya karoo Abhi tak bohut se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta loun.

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    22. 3 Chizon per qabu rakho "GHUSSA" "DOOLAT" "NAFS" 3 chizon say nafrat karo "ZULM" "GHUROOR" "BEHAYAI" 3 chizon ko Apnao "EMAN" "QURAN" "SABAR" 3 chizon ko yaad rakho "AHSAAN" "DOOST" "MAUT" 3 chizon say bacho "HASAD" "CHUGLI" "GHEEBAT" 3 chizain soch ker uthao "QALAM" "QADAM" "QASAM"

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    23. Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga. Ab ESSAY kuch u tha. "Father are everywhere but […]

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    24. MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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    27. Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja.

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