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Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"
Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"
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