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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!