Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

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26. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

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27. Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga

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31. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

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33. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

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