Ullu ka patta

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1. Main ullu ka patha ...!

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

2. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

3. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

4. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

5. Kaun pagal hoga

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

6. Finding beautiful insnaan

NEWS ALERT! Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai jo bohut beautiful hai, tum mut ghabrana Q k na to tum insan ho na beautiful, problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

7. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

8. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

9. Sabse loving kaun: TUM

Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

10. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

11. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

12. 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

13. Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa

14. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

15. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

16. Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

17. Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

18. 1 crore thukra diye

KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

19. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!

20. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

21. Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

22. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

23. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

24. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

25. Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

26. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

27. Khatarnak game

Ek larki dosri se...!!! Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..? 2nd girl; Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey, Khass kar andhery main

28. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

29. Chai wala and a girl

Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P

30. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

31. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)

32. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....

33. Lohri Song

Sunder mundriye ho! Tera kaun vicaharaa ho! Dullah bhatti walla ho! Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho! Ser shakkar payee ho! Kudi da laal pathaka ho! Kudi da saalu paatta ho! Salu kaun samete! Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti! Zamindaar sudhaye! bade bhole aaye! Ek bhola reh gaya! Sipahee far ke lai gaya! Sipahee ne mari […]