Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Related SMS

1. Daur-e-Zardari hai

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

2. Promise Day Msgs

Mohabbat Dill, Jaan, Rog, Soz Hoti Hai Mohabbat Sog, Sham, Raat Hoti Hai Mohabbat Jhilmilati Aankh Men Barsaat Hoti Hai Happy Promise Day

3. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

4. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

5. Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

6. Meri zindagi ki kitab ka

Mujhay apne zabt pe naaz tha,sar-e-bazm raat yeh kia huwa Meri ankh kaise chalak gai, mujhay gham hay yeh bura hua Meri zindagi ke cheragh ka, ye mezaj kuch naya nahin Abhi roshni abhi teergi, na jala hua na bujha hua Mujhay jo bhi dushman -e-jaan mila, woh pukhta kaar jafa mila Na kisi ki […]

7. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

8. Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi. unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha. bachon k paas purane mobile thay. […]

9. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

10. Eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho

Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay, Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay, Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari, Aap eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho. EID MUBARAK

11. 100 pathan aik kashti

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gaye :p

12. Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!

13. Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de

Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de, Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day, Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar, Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de, Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil, Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar […]

14. Khushion se bhari

khushion se bhari phoolon se dhaki khusbboan me basi, rango se saji, taroon me chupi, supnon me dhali, aur shabnam se dhuli EID Mubarak 2 u & all ur family.

15. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

16. 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

17. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

18. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

19. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

20. SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay k paise lagte tou kia hota? guess? guess? Aaj Aap meri Waja se road per bheek mangrahay hotay.

21. Missed SMS

. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

22. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

23. Memon and banana shopkeeper

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

24. King of SMS

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don. Kabhi miss call na kar paon Ya akabhi call bhi na karon to samajh lena k KING OF SMS Araam farma rahay hain:)

25. Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan say naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

26. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

27. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

28. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

29. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

30. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

31. Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

32. chote log... baray log..

chhote log..!! "PAISE" ki baat karte hain. Bare log..! "TIME" ki bat karte hain..! . . . "KHUBSURAT" log "BAAT" hi nahin karte. . . woh sirf "SMS" Karte hain.

33. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao... Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?