SMS4Smile.com

Latest Hindi SMS Messages Collection

Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

posted in Hindi Funny SMS |

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

Similar SMS / text:

  1. Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun, main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu...
  2. Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de, Tu...
  3. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to...
  4. Shadi me 1 pathan Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi...
  5. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon Girl’s father: “main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek...
  6. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle…. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost...
  7. Daal suppose ki hoi hay 1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha …....
  8. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes...
  9. How are you ? Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish...
  10. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar...