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1. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

2. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

3. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

4. Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi, k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

5. Kion ho ???

Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho Khuwabon mein bhi agar iqrar nahi To khuwaboon mein phir aate kion ho Nazrain mila ke sharma jate ho jo Nazrain hum se milaate hi […]

6. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

7. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

8. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

9. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

10. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

11. Car ki speed kion barha di

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

12. Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

13. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

14. Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

15. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja

16. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

17. New Year Ghazal :Koi Haar Gaya

Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya, 2013 Ka Saal Bhi Akhir Beet Gaya, Kabhi Sapnay Sajay Ankhonmain, Kabhi Beet Gaye Paal Baton Main, Kuch Sunahare Paal Bhi Thy, Kuch Haadsey Aur Jazbaat Bhi Thy, Kuch Berukhi Kuch Bechaini, Kuch Mann Mein Simtii Veerani, Kuch Lamhe Thy Yaadgaar Bahut, Kuch Lamhoo Ko Kiya Barbaad Bahut. Parr […]

18. 1 phool ki tarha

Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain .. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

19. KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli 3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li, magar SAAS chup rahi. Why? "KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

20. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

21. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

22. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

23. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

24. Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya

Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..

25. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D

26. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

27. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA, Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai, Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID, NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA […]

28. Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam!

Lo ji Arz kia hai Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam. Wah Wah Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam. Khuda ki Qasam Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam! Happy New Year :-P

29. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

30. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

31. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

32. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

33. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.