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Beech road pe bus rok di
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
"bus stop"
Tou hum ne rok dia :p
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