Aaho kon log bolty hain?

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1. Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

Ghum me bhi maza aata he, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai, Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain, ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

2. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

3. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

4. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz . . . . Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

5. Sirf tere liye hain

Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

6. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?

7. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

8. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga¢â‚¬Â¦.

9. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

10. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

11. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

12. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

13. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

14. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

15. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...

16. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

17. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

18. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

19. Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din

"EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.

20. 1 smile per log martay hain

Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain, So keep smilling.... To reduce ... Population:).

21. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain

Aap hamare dil me rehte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai Happy Holi

22. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain

Jannat k 8 darwazay hain, 1.Jannatul mava 2.Darul maqam 3.Darul salam 4.Darul Khuld 5.Jannatul adan 6.Jannatul naim 7.Jannatul Kashif 8.Jannatul firdos Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat her darwazay se ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"

23. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

24. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

25. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain

Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye

26. Hum hain tere shukarguzar

Khuda ne di zindgai Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar Lekin ilm or padhai k liye… Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !

27. kub yaad kartay hain ?

Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

28. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

29. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

30. Yaad aate hain lifetime

Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

31. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I

32. Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki

Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki Mujhe to Aarzoo hai Faqat tere Deed ki

33. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)