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Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
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Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]
AAj ke friends I TELL U, Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO, Koi mujhe bole I MISS U, Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U, Kash koi mujh se kahy oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
Koi kahe isse Jjadu ki jhappi, Koi kahe isse pyaar.. Mauka hai khoobsurat, Aa gale lag ja mere yaar.. Happy Hug Day Friends
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana
Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P
Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p
4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]
A Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar Raha Hu..
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.
Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..
Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.
Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?
Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)
A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"
1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p
Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye "knock out" Hota hai, Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye, "run out" Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye, "catch out" G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain "lbw out" […]
Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi cho jaane walyeo haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho. Na ji hunda na mar hunda na hunda saatho bhul sajjna. Mainu […]
Aaj Rose Day Hai, Socha K Tumhe Ek Gulab Bhejun Lekin.! Kaise Kahun Ki Teri Ahmiyat Meri Zindagi, Tuh Jaise Mera Ek Jeeta Sa Khwaab Hai, Teri Awaaz, Teri Her Baat Aur Tera Pehlu, Kya Kahun Itnaa Khoobsurat Ki Jaise Ek Gulaab Hai.! Ab Gulaab Ko Kaise Main Gulab Bhejun ?
Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga. Ab ESSAY kuch u tha. "Father are everywhere but […]
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha, 100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha, Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan, Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms, sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS, Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...