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Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)
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Sada dur raho gham ki parchaiyon se, samna na ho kabhi tanhayion se, har arman har khwab pura ho aapka yahi dua hai Dil ki gahraiyon se HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014.