Car ki speed kion barha di

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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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