Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

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1. Sala character dheela hay

"Munni Aur Sheela" Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. . Aur! . . MAIN Karn To "SALA Character Dhela Hy! Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

2. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

3. Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal

Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal, Galat kaam me na too karna pahal, Zamane me sab kuchh milega tujhe, Bas dekhane ki too apni nazrain badal !!

4. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

5. USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

6. Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar rahey they

Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar rahey they, Chand se apki baat kar rahe the. Dil ko bada sakoon mila jaan kar, ki aap bhi humhe YAAD kar rahe the.

7. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

8. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

9. Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name

Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know? Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay

10. Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

11. Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" karain, socha.!! "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

12. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

13. Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian 1.Hath me Mobile hoga 2.Angutha buton pr hoga 3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga 4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

14. Good Night or good morning

X'cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to "Good Night" Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir "Good Morning"

15. Paani me tairna machli ka style

Paani me tairna machli ka style, Hawa me udna paanchi ka style; Different sms bhejna apunka style, fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

16. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

17. Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya

Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..

18. Meri umar beet jaye

Girl:aisa khat likh sajna, meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay. Boy: (i=0oi>xE'I1i+: e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*, e(P+>i*

19. Kia ap ne suna hay?

Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo.. Ξ EiD MubaraK Ξ

20. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

21. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

22. Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦ Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

23. Itne kum marks..??

Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

24. New mobile lia hay

Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

25. Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya

Patient to Nurse: ¢â‚¬ËI Love You¢â‚¬â¢ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya¢â‚¬Â. NURSE : ¢â‚¬Å“chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai¢â‚¬Â

26. Happy first rain of winter

Pehan lo tum sweater tumse yehi hy hamari guzarish, Mubarak ho aap sabko sardi ki pehli barish :) Happy first rain of winter

27. Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

28. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

29. Chappal badal li

Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

30. Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli

Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye¢â‚¬Â¦ ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â

31. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

32. Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

33. Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak ... birthday mubarak

Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak.. Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak.. Chand ko Chandni Mubarak.. Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak... Hamari taraf se aap ko ... Naya Janam Din Mubarak